my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face
nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that
Anytime someone questions my support for President Obama I’m just going to pull up my Tumblr and show them this.
Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
Danny Pudi for the 12th Doctor
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE