"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements
Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED
I think your aunt just won life
why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
Butzbo: Here, have some melting pocket monsters!
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
Did you say yes
tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y
a modern love story